Scientific testing has just proven that wearing a CBA logo cap will shrink your groups and increase your scores by as much as 65%. In addition, you will have the added benefit of looking 15 years younger. As a dieting aid it has the effect of making you look like you are at your "old fighting weight". Last our test group of married men from the ages of 63 - 93, wore the hat every day for three weeks. During that time they finished all of those projects that they started when Eisenhower was president but never finished. Their wives actually commented on the holes in their guns collections, suggestion they might want to go out and pick up a few. And last all the pretty young waitresses at the cafe left their phone numbers on a napkin after remarking just how "sexy" the cap made them look.
Coming soon, CBA t-shirts that can actually promote the regrowth of hair, 96.991% sucess rate to date.
David Reiss - NRA Life Member & PSC Range Member Retired Police Firearms Instructor/Armorer
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